zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(via phanominal)

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

(via phanominal)

brainbubblegum:

legallyblained:

efflourescent:

why do you never see baby pigeons

#what if all pigeons are baby pigeons and there is one masterpigeon the size of a whale

image

This is too funny NOT to draw

(Source: bessmertny, via elly-hiddlesherloki)

brainbubblegum:

legallyblained:

efflourescent:

why do you never see baby pigeons

#what if all pigeons are baby pigeons and there is one masterpigeon the size of a whale

image

This is too funny NOT to draw

(Source: bessmertny, via elly-hiddlesherloki)

(Source: weheartit.com, via evaded)

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

(Source: peetaslongbun, via thatshomosexual)

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apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

(Source: peetaslongbun, via thatshomosexual)

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

(via succeeding)